TYRA MAIL!!!!!!  ANTM Cycle 19 – the “College Edition” – is hosting casting calls during early March in the surrounding area; if you are currently enrolled or have been accepted to a school beyond high school, this may be your opportunity to SMIZE and strut with the best of them!  According to my source, they want “participants from junior colleges, vocational schools, beauty schools to apply as well.”

Casting will hit the catwalk in Alabama (Mobile, Auburn & Montgomery), Georgia (Atlanta, Savannah, Thomasville & Augusta), Louisiana (Monroe & Lake Charles), Mississippi (Jackson) and Florida (Pensacola, West Palm Beach & Tallahassee) by the end of this week…so get your stilettos, poses and passports in gear and be sure to review the eligibility requirements so you don’t get all the way to the casting call and have your feelings hurt.

For more information and to download the application, click HERE.  And just for kicks, here’s a mashup of fun times from previous episodes.

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Is nothing sacred anymore? Can we not have decorum anywhere? Were we at a nightclub or observing a dignified occasion?   There are some (okay, many) places where this…um…assets-first pose is inappropriate, and the Academy Awards is one of them. (All they needed was a cheap, airbrushed backdrop and it could be someone’s Facebook profile photo.)  And can this duck-lipped pout please die? PLEASE?!

Yes, I am aware ducks have bills, but you get my point.  Sigh.

Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz back it up to the microphone during last night's awards.

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This is the Oscars, for Crying Out Loud

There are no E’s for Effort for our Worst Dressed offenders.  Get it together.

Melissa McCarthy paid homage to Bridemaids in a sienna rose jeweled gown by Marina Rinaldi. McCarthy is reportedly starting her own clothing line. I love her; just not in this dress.  Surely there was a more flattering design to be had (i.e. from Tadashi Shoji, perhaps? They have proven they understand and celebrate a fuller silhouette.). 

Another no: Natalie Portman’s vintage scarlet and black polka dot gown by Dior.  I’m not sure polka dots are ever a wise choice for the red carpet.

And a special note for you, Sacha Baron Cohen (and Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj and everyone else who wants to be so “different”): come as YOURSELF.  Costumes and gimmicks at the Oscars? Leave those to the host.  Except for blackface.  That is never appropriate.

No ma’am Melissa Leo: a matronly black and gold sequined combo with an unfortunate ribbon belt?  And what looks the top part of a short-sleeved shirt stuffed into a strapless evening gown? #dobetter

Emma Stone’s fire engine red Giambattista Valli has been seen before, on Nicole Kidman wearing a similar version by Balenciaga in 2007.   And I liked it better on Nicole.

Why take home an Oscar when you can come dressed as one?  Best Actress winner Meryl Streep did, in a golden draped Lanvin. And so did Access Hollywood’s Shaun Robinson, in a Romona Keveza gold number straight from Caesars Palace. But Stacy Keibler in (Marchesa) did it better, ladies!

Trend that needs to stop?  Split and/or sheer sleeves, as seen on Jennifer Lopez (in Zuhair Murad), Berenice Bejo (in Elie Saab), Sherri Shepherd, the aforementioned Melissa McCarthy, Livia Firth and Amara Miller.  This is not prom season 1974.  Stop trying to make matronly, peek-a-boo and fluttery sleeves happen. And we should not be able to see your lingerie, Sherri.

What else wasn’t cool? Angelina Jolie must be taking lessons from the Lea Michele book of “Look at ME!” posing.  The slit-up-to-HERE black velvet Atelier Versace was lovely, and I get that it’s couture and meant to give leg drama, but it was too much. We don’t all want to see your inner thigh.

Final thoughts? Jane Seymour’s ensemble made me sad, because it reminded me of how beautiful she used to be when she wasn’t trying so hard. She’s a gorgeous woman, but the low cut, red sequined look is just wrong. Bo Derek, on the other hand, is still a “10” (pun intended) in her figure flattering navy gown. And I still am scratching my head over Busy Phillip’s grey lace Dolce & Gabbana.  Scarlett O’Hara did curtains already.

So fab ones, what have we learned? Don’t wear something someone else wore better in recent history.  Stay away from dowdy touches.  Don’t draw unnecessary attention to yourself with outlandish posing. Be sexy AND age appropriate.  And leave the Halloween costume in your closet.  You’ve been warned.

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Best Dressed: 2012 Oscars

Hollywood’s big night seemed to be more about fashion than the actual Oscar giveaway!  If you missed The Dictator -also known as Sacha Baron Cohen – dumping what was (hopefully!) Bisquick on Ryan Seacrest, then YouTube it.  Billy Crystal’s Oscar hijinks, a Cirque du Soliel high wire act and a thoughtful In Memoriam tribute featuring Esperanza Spaulding singing “What a Wonderful World” made for a lovely evening.  But on to the fashion.

Viola Davis,  did not take home the Best Actress  trophy but was stunning in an emerald Vera Wang with beaded bustline and natural hair.  Davis  gets a round of applause for leaving the wigs and hair pieces at home and boldly stepped out wearing her short bronze curls, and was FIERCE.  

I also loved  Gwyneth Paltrow’s look; she absolutely owned the red carpet in a modern Tom Ford white gown with asymmetrical neckline and chic floor length cape (which she removed to present with Robert Downey Jr.), minimalist hair and makeup and a wide cuff. 

And Michelle Williams’ coral Louis Vuitton peplum-waist gown with pleating was simply a breath of fresh air on the red carpet.  Her pink Bottega Veneta clutch was also on trend in terms of the color combination.

Diddy – who was executive producer of Best Documentary winner Undefeated – takes home the crown for the gentlemen; I don’t think he ever misses on the red carpet.  He even brought his own lint roller!

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Who got it wrong on one of fashion’s biggest nights? Stay tuned!

Perry Varner Takes a Bite out of the Big Apple

Fashion industry consultant, Parsons alum and Montgomery native Perry Varner has returned to Alabama for a series of not-to-be-missed fashion events.  Find him at The Royal ExperienceRadar Magazine’s second anniversary function and fashion show in Huntsville this Sunday.  He will also be hosting Runway Obsessions: For Colored Girls who Considered Fashion When the Rainbow is Enuf (a clever twist on Ntozake Shange’s work) in Montgomery at the Davis Theatre on March 9.  He spoke with me recently about his motivations and projects.

Mr. Varner has described starting a “movement in fashion.”  When asked to elaborate, he noted the lack of designers of color on Fifth Avenue. 

“I want people of color to have more visibility  when it comes to the impression we make and our buying power when it comes to these brands.  I want people to be more conscious of supporting brands .  That’s why I came to NY.  I’m getting a better understanding of what it means to brand and how little some brands reflect the people who wear the actual items.  There are no black designers on Fifth Avenue.  Not one.  People don’t know that when they go buy red bottoms  [i.e. Christian Louboutin] and Gucci; there are no people of color that represent these products.”

Varner, who is known for masterminding fashionable events, received a bachelors degree from Auburn University Montgomery, and received additional training at Parsons in New York.  He started as a promotions intern with Earthlink Live and later was fashion director for 205 Flava.  He also designed and launched several nightspots, including the popular Amani Raha. 

During those experiences, he says  “I began to only focus on fashion.  I found that being submersed in fashion-related events gave me the most pleasure.  It took me 13 years to figure out what I wanted to do, and the last couple of years to get it right.  It wasn’t easy.  Whatever sacrifices I made, I did it.  I’m in a way better place now [for it].  I wouldn’t trade my experience for anything.  I’d do it the same way again.   I have no regrets.  Somewhere between me thinking this could happen and pursuing it, it happened.”

Now, as a fashion consultant, Varner designs events within New York’s fashion industry and recently hosted a major brunch with numerous media partners and brands during New York Fashion Week.  But it’s not all hobnobbing with the fashion elite.  Varner also teaches a course at Harlem Children’s Zone and has plans to further cement his mark on fashion history with his latest project, a book he hopes to publish soon.

The History of Black Fashion in America is about how black people have shaped fashion over the last one hundred years in America.  It journeys what we’ve done as people of color and what our contribution has been to pop culture in fashion,” he shares.  

What else can we look forward to from Mr. Varner? 

His latest Style Experience, “Runway Obsessions,” focuses on empowering women.  “I have over sixty models and all female designers.  I’m honoring six  females from the community in each city where we’re doing the show, women who are making a difference.  It opens up a lot of opportunities for the models and designers.  In each city I use local models and I feature designers from that particular city.   I created Style Experience to give people here [a New York-style fashion experience] with beautiful eccentric people, the red carpet, and paparazzi.”

Runway Obsessions will hit the catwalk in Montgomery on March 18,  Birmingham in July, and Atlanta during Labor Day weekend.

For more on Mr. Varner, click here.

Images courtesy Perry Varner

House of Dereon Releases Spring Line

Yes, but will YOU wear it?

For more from the Spring Lookbook, click here.  I think the coral structured dress is the least offensive piece.  Other than that, I’ll pass…

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BREAKING FASHION NEWS: H&M IS HEADED TO ALABAMA!

Yes, typing in all caps was completely necessary.

H&M lands in Sweet Home Alabama by way of Huntsville’s Bridge Street Town Centre this Spring.   And according to my source,  the store “will include collections for ladies, men, young ladies and young men, with full lingerie, maternity, and accessory departments. This location will also carry H&M’s fantastic children’s collection which features quality clothing for newborn up to kids age 14. The Bridge Street Town Centre H&M will offer approximately 20,000 square feet of selling space.”

Be sure to go to the website and drool over the trendy and affordable pieces; sign up for H&M’s newsletter and you could win a$1000 shopping spree (all subscribers receive a 20% discount off one purchase).  And if you are STILL several hours’ drive from Huntsville (or Atlanta) step away from the ledge: H&M will launch online shopping this fall.

To find out what I love about H&M, click here.

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Estee Lauder debuts Mad Men Line March 18

Are you as excited as I am about Mad Men’s return to the airwaves on March 25?!  (Okay, maybe you aren’t planning to wear mid-century modern and drink a Manhattan when the fifth season airs.) The characters have inspired a limited edition Banana Republic collection, been immortalized by Barbie and hipsters everywhere, and now in conjunction with the season’s launch, Estee Lauder is releasing a Mad Men-themed cosmetics collection.  The brand will include lipstick and rouge (i.e. blush) in swinging retro glam shades of cherry and evening rose that invite wearers to “shake, stir, [and] seduce.”  The items are prettily packaged in vintage gilt holders; whether you’re a Betty, Joan or Peggy you will definitely look chic when you whisk them out of your pocketbook (er, handbag)!

What better brand to wear to give your Don or Roger a little kiss?

For more info, click here.

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Chaka Khan & More at the UNCF Masked Gala this Saturday

UNCF Birmingham’s signature masked gala takes place this Saturday at the Sheraton Birmingham Hotel with special guest Chaka Khan.  Area development director Walvid King gave me a sneak peek into what guests can expect.  The black-tie evening, which began as a dinner, “switched to a gala concept in 1990 or 1991,” according to King.  With a $400,000 fundraising goal this year, the local office hopes to exceed that goal and raise half a million dollars this year, and King believes they are well on their way.

What first-timers to the gala can expect: “A first-timer can expect to get a complete understanding of the mission of UNCF, a brief overview of the talent on our college campuses and to hear from UNCF administrators.  They will get a complete overview of what UNCF is all about, and its constituents.”

The Gala’s impact:   “That impact is almost [beyond measure].  We’ve raised over [six figures] on average to support young people in the state of Alabama attending our schools.  You can look at that as being one portion of what we do.  Another portion will go to student aid.  Another portion will go to the school administration for development of its educational staff and infrastructure; [funding] not only benefits hundreds of youth, but extends onto the campus.  The impact is tremendous.  Every dollar counts.”  (The local UNCF development office uses 10% of those funds for administrative costs.)

“Everything else goes back to the schools,” according to King.

What sets it apart from other fundraisers?  “I wouldn’t put it in comparison to any other organization, but everything about our organization is [tied to] fundraising, and I’m not sure if that’s everyone else’s mission.  We are still the number one minority assistance fund in America, and I’d say we hold that crown locally as well.”

Are there any surprises in store for guests Saturday night?  “I don’t want to blow the whistle, but yes, there are some surprises planned.  It wouldn’t be a surprise if I blew the whistle.  (Laughs) It will be a star-studded event supporting educational excellence in this state; this is not something you want to get secondhand. You have to be there to see it.”

King also noted that the local UNCF office manages fundraising for two and a half states with a staff of two people, something that may not be well-known. 

“[The gala] is building and we are growing.  And everyone involved is important.  I really want to thank my wife for her patience during this time; she also volunteers in the office.  And I can’t forget Bryna Reid, who holds everything together while I’m out raising money,”  King added.  “It’s on the backbone, sweat and tears of myself and the volunteers who come by to stuff envelopes and make contacts.  [Many attended UNCF schools and just want to give back.]  It’s a big family effort. ”

This year’s co-chairs are Bill Horton of Regions, and Bobbie Knight-Burley of Alabama Power.  King also expressed gratitude to the numerous sponsors who provided monetary support and man-hours, including two new sponsors: BP and Hershey’s.

For tickets, contact 322-8623 or the UNCF event website.  Don’t forget your mask! 

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Recommended Reading: Michele Norris’ The Grace of Silence

The Grace of Silence: A Memoir/Michele Norris

NPR journalist Michele Norris examines the painful effects of the civil rights era through the lens of her parents’ silence about it.  She uncovers family secrets (her father’s shooting by a white policeman in Birmingham after returning home from WWII and her grandmother’s turn as a traveling Aunt Jemima for Quaker Oats) with, well, grace. Loved that she wrote about Birmingham and also that she included insightful comments from UAB’s Dr. Horace Huntley.

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