Chick Stole My Look: Ashlee Simpson

20130326-083313.jpgWhile I was off maxing and relaxing, Ashlee Simpson showed up at SouthPark Mall in Charlotte, NC in the same dress I rocked at the Macy’s Prom Event! Does she read this blog??? And did she also hijack my pose? The only difference in dresses is she removed one layer of the skirt.

Okay, okay…maybe the fact that her sister designed the Spring-ready “Extollook had something to do with it. This flouncy, flirty look with abstract print, cap sleeves and button placket back is fit for a variety of occasions and physiques. But just for fun, (and because I love E!’s Fashion Police feature): who rocked it best? Vote below!

‘The Onion’ Stinks.

QuvenzhaneWallis_Oscars2013I was all set to give you my Oscar fashion recap this morning, to talk Oscar highs and lows and to tell you how Halle Berry killed it in Versace, Kerry Washington rocked a pitch-perfect Miu Miu, Jessica Chastain gave us Jessica Rabbit in Armani Prive and a surprise appearance from Mrs. Obama shut them both down in Naeem Khan.

But.

Then I scrolled through my Twitter feed and saw that the parody website The Onion (I refuse to link to them) sank to a new low by calling Best Actress nominee and nine-year-old (!) actress Quvenzhane Wallis the c-word. Where’s the gag in that? Where is the humor? Why and how and where would it be funny to call anyone – much less an innocent little girl – such an awful name? Are they that desperate for internet traffic? Or are they just completely morally bankrupt? This is someone’s daughter. Where do we draw the line and say “Enough”?

Fifty years ago, in the city where I live, where I’m sitting up at twenty minutes to midnight writing this, someone felt it was okay to kill four innocent little girls. Fifty years later, we pat ourselves on the back and think we’ve come so far. And we have. But not far enough. Not when women and girls of ANY race continue to be insulted, objectified and degraded.

There’s nothing funny or fashionable about that.

Shame on The Onion and whoever cosigned that tweet.

*Although she did not win the Oscar, Miss Wallis is set to star in the remake of Annie. And was quick to correct an AP reporter who called her by that moniker, instead of her given name. The tweet was deleted late last night, but that’s not enough. We’ll wait for an apology from The Onion’s leadership. *getsoffsoapbox*

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**The Onion has since removed the tweet and issued an apology.

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Perfect “10”

 

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Since I was going for a Valley of the Dolls meets Dallas look for last weekend’s gala, I knew I needed a manicure that really complemented my ensemble. And while I love my standard “blush and bashful” nail polish, I also wanted to step out of my box a little. Nail art is hitting mainstream red carpets; cviewers can check out E!’s mani cam at almost every major red carpet event this season, and style magazines are always checking for Zooey Deschanel’s quirky nails.

So I stopped by Nails & More in Bessemer, where “Takasha Nailaholic” is creating miniature manicured masterpieces also known as “junk nails.” Think Florence Griffith Joyner’s nails but more refined. Junk nails are embellished with beads, rhinestones, glitter, spangles, pearls and just about any other embellishment you can think of, and the effect can be quite eye-catching. Other recent trends include stiletto nails (in which the tip is sharpened like a stiletto heel), and caviar nails, which feature tiny beads covering the nail.

Takasha, who has been a manicurist two years, became inspired to enroll in the School of Nail Technology after coming up with her own designs for her manicurist to duplicate. She finds inspiration in a multitude of places. For my manicure, she applied clear rhinestones over two acrylic nails, which were filed to create a curved tip and had been polished with OPI’s Privacy Please. She charges $25 and up for an acrylic full set, and junk nails are 2 fingers for $8. She also does gel nails. Each junk nail took 3-4 minutes to complete, and trust me: they lasted through multiple hand-washing, dishwashing, and baths. How do you remove them? Simply soak your fingers in warm acetone nail polish remover.

Takasha’s tips for winter nail care? Invest in a foot file and a pumice stone to soften rough heels at home, and your grandmother’s home remedy (slathering petroleum jelly on your soles and slipping on a pair of socks) helps keep your feet soft And if you have acrylic or gel nails that are lifting, be careful of letting water seep in, which can lead to the development of mold or fungus.

Ready to try junk nails? Call Takasha at (205) 413-9234. Nails & More is located at 1900 22nd Avenue Suite 104 in Bessemer (down from Jack’s).

Are you in…or out?

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Are you watching Project Runway season 11 tonight on Lifetime (airing at 8 PM CST)? This year’s newest judge is designer Zac Posen!

Want a chance to work the Runway? Enter the show’s sweepstake HERE! You could win a trip to the show’s finale, one of the weekly L’Oreal Paris gift baskets, or Tim Gunn’s Fashion Bible!

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Best and worst dressed: The Golden Globes

Yay: J. Lo’s white-haute lace fantasy by Zuhair Murad! Kerry Washington in blush Miu Miu! And Nicole Richie in baby blue Naeem Khan!

Not impressed: Halle Berry in printed Versace and Eva Longoria’s “Look at me!” slit, by Pucci.

Nay: Amy Poehler’s shirtless Stella McCartney tuxedo suit, Gabby Douglas’ unfortunate wig/ill-fitting gown combination and Nene Leakes doing her best Oprah impression (GlamMa? Not in this outfit.)

Your thoughts?

In other news, The Carrie Diaries airs on the CW tonight. I live for Carrie Bradshaw, but I think I’ll pass (here’s why).

Wait a minute.

I believe ‘Girls Run the World,’ and I love to Party’…but do you mean to tell me the same person who reportedly appears on the cover of next month’s GQ in what my grandmother would call “drawers” and 25% of a tee shirt is the SAME person who will be singing the National Anthem at the President’s inauguration on January 21st?

I know this is her year, with a Super Bowl performance, an HBO documentary, an insane Pepsi deal AND new music on the way. I respect her hustle and her talent, and I let her slide one time – but Baddie Bey: please, put on some clothes!

After all: Blue Ivy, Malia, Sasha and the OMG Girlz (pictured above) are watching.

*Gets off soapbox*

You’ve got to be seen…in emerald green

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The color gods have spoken: PANTONE 17-5641 Emerald, a lively, radiant, lush green, is the Color of the Year for 2013.

From Pantone.com: “Emerald, a vivid verdant green, enhances our sense of well-being further by inspiring insight as well as promoting balance and harmony.

Most often associated with brilliant, precious gemstones, the perception of Emerald is sophisticated and luxurious. Since antiquity, this luminous, magnificent hue has been the color of beauty and new life in many cultures and religions. Also the color of growth, renewal and prosperity, no other color conveys regeneration more than green. For centuries, many countries have chosen green to represent healing and unity.

“The most abundant hue in nature, the human eye sees more green than any other color in the spectrum,” said Leatrice Eiseman, executive director of the Pantone Color Institute®. “As it has throughout history, multifaceted Emerald continues to sparkle and fascinate. Symbolically, Emerald brings a sense of clarity, renewal and rejuvenation, which is so important in today’s complex world. This powerful and universally-appealing tone translates easily to both fashion and home interiors.”

Who’s ready to inject this sophisticated hue into their wardrobes? I certainly am…and I’m loving J. Crew’s hothouse floral chiffon blouse, with its lush color and vivid pattern.  This top is listed as “bright aqua” but whatever: find a green that flatters your complexion (some tones make me look ill!). Paired with dark denim and leopard flats for play, or a sleek pencil skirt, black tights and pumps for business and I’m feeling like I just stepped out of Oz.

Tomorrow is another day…

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        Real Housewives of Atlanta castmate and Miss America USA 1993 Kenya Moore shows us all how to work a caftan while having a meltdown, hunty.  And yet somehow I don’t think Scarlett O’Hara would approve…

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Yes indeed

MAC’s Ruby Woo matte lipstick changed. My. Life. As did this super color and blowout from Renovare. My roots were ridiculous, and my curls were a little flat. I needed to jumpstart my look.

My style tip of the day? A twist on some advice my grandmother once gave me regarding my non-existent (at the time) love life: “To get something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.” So if you always wear your hair curly, try wearing it straight. Or if you always rock a pale pink or neutral lipgloss, go for a sultry red velvet. Trust me. It could open a whole new world of fun.

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For the record, I drink Coca-Cola exclusively and I’m available! I kid, I kid. Sort of.

Mrs. Shawn Carter reportedly inked a $50 million dollar deal and will be featured on limited edition series of cans, which will be released in Europe first. Haute!

But where are her pants?

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