Not at the Oscars, Please.

Feb

Is nothing sacred anymore? Can we not have decorum anywhere? Were we at a nightclub or observing a dignified occasion? There are some (okay, many) places where this…um…assets-first pose is inappropriate, and the Academy Awards is one of them. (All they needed was a cheap, airbrushed backdrop and it could be someone’s Facebook profile photo.) And can this duck-lipped pout please die? PLEASE?!

Yes, I am aware ducks have bills, but you get my point. Sigh.

Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz back it up to the microphone during last night's awards.

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