…keeps it simple.
Are you wearing square-toed shoes? Buttoning every button on your suit jacket? Stepping out in a suit jacket with more than three buttons (SIGH)? Rocking suspenders AND a belt (ahem: it’s either/or, never both)? Sporting more than one ring on both hands (and if either of them is a nugget ring, go sit in the corner)? Do you have nails (finger or toe)so long that your nickname is Shredder? Are you rocking a suit so small that it looks like you stole it from Webster? Then you, sir, are doing the most. Take it down a notch.
Take it from us: dress your age, not your shoe size. For the love of God, manscape. The Grizzly Adams/unwashed look is not the business; go “occupy” a bathtub and get thee a manicure and pedicure! And the hipster look is not for every physique.
Remember: less is sometimes much, much more.
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